Why mux eu treat me so coldly that i felt so lonely and despaired. Why did eu ask me to stay by eu the very last minute when i wanted to let go. Eu gave me happiness, love, motivation and eu became the meaning of my life yet eu lemme felt so despaired, so sad, so lonely, so lost and eu threw away the meaning of my life at the very end.
I know...
I will love eu very much even if eu break my heart. I will promise to love eu and no one else. I will be there with eu, no matter rain or shine. I will do my best to make eu happy, even if i'm hurt. I will care for eu, look after eu and do anything fer eu.
But...
Will eu always be there for me when i need eu? Will eu welcome me with your heartwarming hug? Will eu love me forever till the end no matter what? Will eu promise to love me, care for me, treat me as your dear? Will eu promise never to let go of me, no matter what?
Dont ask me for I realli dont know. I dont want to cont like this forever. Maybe it's just my own wishful thoughts and feelings.
Hope eu would cont to pursue your dreams. Even if eu never succeed in life, no one will look down on eu. Dont be disheartened and be confident in yourself. Dont be so fierce and harsh on the one eu love. If eu love someone, let that someone know early. Dont make that someone feel so confused. All the best to eu. Goodbye~
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Friday, May 22, 2009
Pain + Pain
Lie down on my stomach wanna watch Ai Zhuan Jiao on my bed. Happily swing swing swing and kick the wall with my left lil toe. Ouchie man. Ji tao skin peel and bleed. LOL. abit pain lar. but the "hanging" skin irritating. Use nail cutter cut away den tissue suck up blood abit. Lazy to plaster. Leave to air. Ok after awhile no more pain liao. Just dun go kajiao that injured toe. Injured till mai injured already. Used to it. Fast healing thou. Just that tmr cannot go out with hoe, cuz no shoes >_< Always very chor lor at home. Sometimes shoulder bang wall or knee thrust table or toe kick table's leg or wall =.= Below is the OK liao de toe. Tissue wiped up le.
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Qian Bian Wen Ta Ti
Here's some funny questions i found wanna share with the rest of eu and hopefully eu can provide some urself. No offence. Not racist or anti any religion. Copy, paste and edit from other people . Sorry if some dont understand. Requires one to understand english, singlish , chinese and dialects. Hope eu all like it. Took me hours to type and think. Those censored one or those eu dun understand one....TAG / MSN / SMS me if you need explainations.
1.What does batman says when he falls down? 2. 和尚梳头发。猜一个国家 (三个字) 3. Someone dropped a dumpling (Ba Zhang) on the floor. Who picked it up? 4. Andy Lau went to a hotel. A waiter approaches him. Andy Lau ordered a glass of "water". Guess the name of the waiter. 5. Why does fox (狐狸） fall down easily? 6. 有一个包子躺在地板死了。在场有勺子，叉和刀。是谁把包子杀了？ 7. Who bluff the bee hoon? 8. What's the colour of knife and gun? 9. If green bean jumps down from a 10 storey building, it will become red bean, cux of the blood oozing out that changes it's colour. How about a banana which jumps from a 5 storey building? 10. What kind of shoes are happy shoes? 11. 1 2 3 4 5 6 are angry with number 7. Why? 12. Which important historical person is the fastest in the world? 13. What is the value of sin x / n? 14. From 1 to 9, which number is the laziest and which is the most hardworking? 15. 什么 扫 把 最 烂? 16. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 17. 小名喝牛奶张大，那大名喝什么张大？ 18. Optical mouse male or female? 19. She Mo "Deng1" Zhui Kong Bu? (What kinda "Deng1" is the most terrifying) 20. Which chinese host does not have centre parting? 21. Why leg will become tired? 22. Why Jay Zhou Jie Lun cross the street and was fine by police? 23. Singapore got a lot of 'wai4 di4 lao2 gong1' (Foreigners), Indonesia 'yin4 lao' and Thailand 'tai4 lao2'. Which lao2 earns the most? 24. 5 people are walking along the street. Suddenly a SIGNBOARD drop down on them. How come 3 people die and 2 people survive? 25. Which emperor in chinese history is blind? 26. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 27. 先有男身, 還是先有女生? 28. What colour does Doraemon like? 29. 那一个武侠小说人物是最有胆识的？ (Most brave) 30. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 31. 熊猫有三个愿望。是哪三个愿望？ 32. What is the best time to steal the fruits from a tree? 33. 一片大草原, 猜一中花. 34. What do you say when you see the following words? EG. ３x金 = 鑫, ３x石 = 磊, ３x木 = 森, ３x鬼 = ？？ 35. Camel, Fish, Frog, Bird: Which animal cannot possibly have diarrhoea? 36. What are the 3 different shampoo-es Christian/Catholic/Jesus use? 37. 有一天，小明和小华到餐厅吃饭。吃完后，小明和小华没付钱就走了。餐厅的经理也 没在意。 Why? 38. 三国演义里谁最短命? 39. What food is not recommended when playing Mahjong? 40. What kind of Chinese music instrument shouldn't be played during a Mahjong game? 41. What kind of lion are vegetarians? 42. Number 7 and Number 8, which one will go up and which one will go down? 43. 为什么不能空着肚子睡觉? 44. 哪一个动物最倒霉？ 45. Which animal walks into a restaurant, order a meal, stand up, shoot everyone and leave the place? 46. 饺子是男，还是女？ 47. ~*~ RemoveD ~*~ 48. 有一块蛋糕跌倒了, 它气馁, 情绪低落.......有什么动物能鼓励它站起来? 49. 胖子通常姓什么？ 50. Before going to bed, 大白and小白是兄弟, and小白look like大白....请猜一句成语... 51. 一颗红豆，一颗绿豆。两颗豆都被我一手给捏扁了。请问它们都变成了什么？ 52. A captain bought a new ship. He loaded all the electrical appliances onboard, except TV. Why? 53. 2 birds sitting on a tree branch, a goat was eating grass below the tree. a hunter came by, saw the goat and shot it. the female bird said something to the male bird and got rape. What did the female bird told the male bird? 54. 小猪，小猫和小狗去上课。在课室上，老师会叫谁先背书？猜一个零食的牌子。 55. 米的妈妈是谁？米的爸爸是谁？ 56. 小明踩到大便，为何没有弄脏鞋子? 57. Which country's soldiers is the most neat? 58. Cow at North Pole. Guess a brand. 59. 为什么吃完晚餐后，全家都喜欢坐在电视机前看电视？ 60. Big Bird. Guess a country's capital. 61. 为使用过的安全套. 猜一个字。 62. 请猜太大的安全套又是哪个字呢？ 63. 质量差的安全套是哪个字？ 64. 什么数字最听话？ 65. 乌龟怕铁锤，蟑螂怕拖鞋，那小鸟怕什么？ 66. 狼来了. Guess a fruit. 67. pink panther 上山幹什麼? 68. 羊来了. Guess a fruit. 69. 毛虫来了。。。。guess an (ex)actress 70. ~"*~ RemoveD ~*~ 71. 打电话给一只鸡， guess a vegetable. 72. Why southern part of earth dont have no monks? 73. Why superman's Tshirt so tight-fit? 74. 谁最喜欢帮助别人？ 75. FARM A 卖菜, FARM B 卖鱼, FARM C 卖什么? 76. What type of prawn is long? 77. Cat, dog and goat went to a 7-11. cat and dog were beaten up but not goat. Why? 78. Why does superman fly with two hands forward now instead of the one hand forward like last time? 79. What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? 80. 周杰伦驾车谁都能载，就是不要载谁？ 81. Jackie Wu Zhong Xian play basketball who should defend him? 82. Why can’t we catch stars? 83. There are 2 birds on a tree, a red bird n a green one. the red need 2 bullets to be killed whereas the green only need 1. The hunter has a gun with only 2 bullets in it. How will he shoot so that he can kill the two birds?
~*~ ThE EnD~*~
~*~ Answers are below so guess before scrolling down ~*~
1. Painful sia (Bian Fu Xia) 2. Scotland (Su Ge Lan) 3. 祥龙十八掌. (Siang Long pick Ba Zhang) 4. Ah Ha. (His song "ah ha gei wo yi bei wang qing shui") 5. 狐狸 is Jiao Hua (scheming) [Leg slippery] 6. 叉杀包. (Char Siew Bao) 7. Fish. (Yu Pian Mi Fen) [Fish bluff bee hoon] 8. Blue. "Dao Qiang Bu Ru" [Sounds like DaoQiang Blue] 9. Turned into a brinjal. [Wont die but 黑青] 10. Black Leather Shoes. [Hei Bi Xie sounds like happy shoes] 11. 789. [7 "ate" 9] 12. CaoCao. [Yi Shuo CaoCao, CaoCao Jiu Dao] 13. Six. [Remove "n" from sinx] 14. 1 laziest, 2 most hardworking. "一不做，二不休" [One dont do, Two dont rest] 15. FieryBird brand (火 鸟). "燃烧 吧 (烂 扫 把 ) 火 鸟" from GaoLingFeng's song. 16. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 17. 酒. "Jiu Yang Da Ming" 18. Female. [No balls] 19. Osama Bin La (Deng). 20. Jackie Wu Zhong Xian. (No centre line) 21. Step onto lemon. (Leg Sour = Jiao Suan) 22. Jay walk. 23. Mai Dang Lao. (McDonalds) 24. MacDonald Signboard. [M] 25. Emperor Kang Xi. [Cant see] 26. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 27. 先有男生. [男生 is 先生"Mister"] 28. Red. [Doraemon's song "Ang Ang Ang"] (Ang = Red in Hokkien) 29. Zhang Wu Ji. [Wu Ji = Got Balls in Hokkien] 30. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 31. 1) take colour photo 2) sleep more 3) [ForGottEn] 32. 8 o'clock. [拔食 =八时] 33. 梅花. [No Flower = Mei hua] 34. 鬼 AH~! [Shout for ghost when see ghost] 35a. Bird. "Niao Bu La Shi" 35b. Frog. [天機 ( 田雞 ) 不可泄漏] 36. Christian use rejoice, Catholic use head and shoulder, Jesus use follow me. [The way they pray] (I dont know about this) 37. 有一天付钱了. 38. 关羽. "红颜薄命" [Meaning pretty girls die fast] 39. Sushi. [输死 in hokkien sounds like Sushi] 40. 南胡. [南胡 sounds like hard to 胡] 41. Chinese Lion. [They only eat oranges and cabbage during lion dance] 42. 七上八下. 43. 因为会做饿( 恶 )梦. 44. 麻雀. [虽小 = Suay Siao = Unlucky in Hokkien] 45. Panda. [Panda an animal who eat shoots and leaves] 46. 饺子是女. [ 饺子被包 like 女被包] 47. 26. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 48. Pig. [Chocolate cake = Zhu Ku Li Dan Gao sounds like pig encourage cake] 49. Shi. [People always call them Si Pang Zhi] 50. Zhen Xiang Da Bai. 51. Soya bean. [Hand Press Bean = Shou Ya Bean sound like soya bean] 52. 新船没电视. [Mediacorp = 新传媒电视 sounds like 新船没电视] 53. 下面羊死了. [Below itchy like hell] 54. 小狗。 [汪汪先背（旺旺仙贝）] 55. 米的妈妈是花. [花生米] 米的爸爸是海。[A song named: 海上花] "海上花 so 花生米" 56. He's in toilet. 57. Japan. [Ayumi = Bin Qi Bu] 58. New Balance....牛被冷死。。。。 59. 因为站着会脚酸。 60. 南韩 (North Korea) [~*~Censored for Underage ~*~] 61. 几。[~*~Censored for Underage ~*~] 62. 凡. [~*~Censored for Underage ~*~] 63. 巾 [~*~Censored for Underage ~*~] 64. 百依百顺 65. 下锤. [~*~Censored for Underage ~*~] 66. 洋桃. [Peach = 洋桃 sounds like Goat Flee] 67. 打狼。。打狼。。打狼。。打狼打狼。。打狼。。打狼 68. 羊来了= 草莓（草没） . 69. 叶子媚（没）. 70. 26. ~*~ Removed ~*~ 71. Ku Gua = Call Kueh 72. Nan wu er mi tuo fo. [South-No- "ErMeTuoFu" = Monks] 73. "S" [S-size] 74. 小叮当. [他喜欢伸出援手（圆手）] 75. Medicine. [Farmer C = Pharmancy] 76. Lobster. [Long Xia] 77. 24-hr. [Bu Da Yang = Doesn't close] 78. [Last time is manual tranmission, need one hand to handle gear stick, now auto transmission, so both hands "in front"] 79. Water. [WA-TA!!!!] 80. Elephant. [One of his song "wo bu yao zai xiang, wo bu yao zai xiang~"] 81. Mother. [慈母手中线(守宗宪)] 82. Stars "shan" [Shine = Shan = Evade] 83. Shoot the green with one bullet. Red one will be scared till 脸青唇白 and bcome a green bird! Shoot it with next bullet.
i esp lyk this part. "比赛靠的是实力 不是运气 所以你真的不用太伤心 如果想再挑战 随时都欢迎 不过你要再努力 努力一百年才可以" LOL. Very de true. Wanna challenge d0ta? Anytime xD. But eu need a hundred yrs xP
Good examination results
*BraunBuffel wallet*
*Chrome Bag*
New coloured contact lens
Levi's / Nike Shoes
3 more Tshirts
5 more shorts
Energie jeans [Gone already ='(]
Levi's jeans
*Nalgene water bottle*
Innov8 handphone *[LG Secret]*
New mp3/mp4/mp5/ipod
New sandals
New slippers
*Barracuda Juggernaut Mat*
For you all
Roses are red, violets are blue
girls are chio-cute, guys are yandao
the angels in heaven
the demons in hell
know I LOVE YOU ALL ღ
